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I’m considering offering a prize to the first person who finds the chainmail banana hammock unassisted. Other than, y’know, being the first person to find the chainmail banana hammock unassisted. Maybe an actual chainmail banana hammock. Like a little keyring sized chainmail banana hammock.

Ok I admit it. This post is all about how chainmail banana hammock is still REALLY funny to me.

The thing is done! The download links are being emailed by a machine to all the people who preordered. There will be a proper post soon, or maybe tomorrow, I feel like I have rats eating the inside of my stomach so I should probably step away and have a cup of tea.

There’s going to be a short downtime on the checkout/delivery system while I update the product. It will be resolved within half an hour or so.

teratocybernetics:

kalimayablack:

NOT IF THE SPIDERSHARKS THOUGH

I WILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO PROPERLY COOK SPIDERSHARK OK YOU CAN DO THE THING

I’M DOING THE THING

NOT IF THE SPIDERSHARKS THOUGH

What if I missed something? What if I broke something? WHAT IF I CATCH ON FIRE AND MY ORGANS JUMP OUT OF MY ABDOMEN AND TURN INTO SPIDERS? OR SHARKS? OR SPIDERSHARKS?

Which is to say, running final checks now. Going live within the next couple hours. So, anxious. So anxious D:

Are you making Tower with RPG Maker or Wolf RPG? Because rpgosx(.)tumblr(.)com has ported and is still porting a lot of RPG Maker and Wolf RPG games to Mac, and if you asked them, they would probably add your game to their queue of games to port.

Thanks, that’s awesome!

teratocybernetics reblogged your post and added:
JD I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY THIS IS GOING TO HAVE SO MANY NOTES WHEN YOUR EUROPEAN ASS WAKES UP AND I HOPE THAT MANY PREORDERS AND ORDERS FOLLOW :D

I AM HAPPY AND MY ASS IS HAPPY AND MY ASS AND I ARE BOTH HAPPY AS A BUTT LOOK HOW HAPPY MY ASS IS

are you planning on going to Steam Greenlight with Tower?

It hasn’t been a priority, but with the amazing response this has gotten I’m definitely looking into it a lot more closely. And if not with Tower, then definitely the next installment ^_^

shitfuckingworldplease:

natalieford:

jabberwockypie:

wolvensnothere:

kalimayablack:

Announcing TOWER! The game of a Princess tired of waiting.

A retro-styled top-down fantasy adventure-story game. Scheduled for release 20 July 2014.

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Starring a Princess taking control of her own destiny, and a magical cat with…

"seriously this will run on just about any computer made in about the last 10 years no trouble" as long as it runs windoze. Looks fun but I have a mac.

Top 10 Windows Emulator for Mac That Will Allow Convenient Access of Windows Applications on Your Mac

  • Boot Camp
    • "Boot camp is a built in utility on Mac, which lets you run Windows applications on your computer. It creates a partition for Windows so your Mac applications and files are not affected. […]"
  • Wine Bottler
    • "This is a free emulator that lets you run specific Windows applications on Mac. This combines features from Wine and other emulator tools. […]"
  • Citrix XenApp
    • "This is an application that allows you to access any Windows program on Mac. In fact, it will let you access any type of application on any device. […]"
  • WinOnX
    • "This is another application that is based on the free Wine application. It is available for $4.99. You need to be running OS X 10.6 or later in order to use this program. It does not require installation of the Windows operating system. […]"
  • Wineskin Winery
    • "This is a tool that is included on Wineskin, which can be downloaded separately. It is used for creating ports, which wrap the Windows applications to make them work in a Mac environment. […]"
  • VirtualBox
    • "VirtualBox is an open source application, so it is not only for free but it is continuously developing. Furthermore, if you need help with this program, there are several contributors that will be there to help you with your concern. […]”
  • Virtual PC for Mac
    • "For $129.00, you can get Virtual PC for Mac to run Windows on your computer so you don’t have to get a separate computer to use Windows applications or change your operating system completely. […]"
  • CrossOver Mac
    • "From $39.95 USD to $59.95 USD, you can get this application to run Windows on your Mac. It does not require creating a virtual machine and it does not also require installation of the Windows operating system. […]"
  • VMware Fusion
    • "Get this application for $34.95 and start accessing Windows application like they are native to your Mac. This does not require any reboot so you can immediately access whatever application you need, whether it is a Windows or Mac program. […]"
  • Parallels
    • "This application can cost from $49.99 to $69.99. This is one of the best applications that you can use for running Windows programs on your Mac computer. […]"

Wow, thanks for laying those all out! My knowledge of Mac emulators kind of went to “I know they exist”, so this is really helpful :)